My Anatomy is Bird Like, Yeah Ya' Heard Right

I fractured my elbow friday night during critical mass.  I was in the broadway tunnel when the guy in front of me bit shit sending me over my handle bars.  I wish I could say he was a douche bag but he was unfortunately super nice.  I was gonna tell the whole crazy story with blog appropriate thrills but typing with one hand sucks.  On the bright side, following my accident maybe now the radical hipster bike set will stop using me as the face of their movement and rally behind someone else.