Get out by 3:30!!!"
I handed it to him and because he was apparently an angel he didn't comment on it or the smell. That's pretty much the whole fun part of the story. I'll spare you the unfun parts, the insurance people, the mechanics, having to cancel my collision insurance, the $10,000 of damage etc.etc. Alright, some other shit has been happening in my life but I'll save it for another post.